2005-05-14 at 12:43 p.m.
for-you-only
Would I click on you: Maybe. 3/5
First Impression: Oh, man. What the freak is up with the HUGE letters? Blah…blah, blah, blah. I don’t care. 1/5
Layout: It’s horrible. I loathe it. I absolutely LOATHE it. Do you know how long it took me to find your frigging Older page? I HATE your freaking layout. I find nothing like-able about it at all. 0/12
Content: I hope your entries are better than your layout. Otherwise, you are screwed.
Randomly chose an entry to start at. Here. Well. I’m guessing that’s a picture of you? Didn’t your mother ever tell you to keep your legs closed? Rrgh.
I do not want to see your butt. I don’t care. Okay? You got it? Okay. Good.
Comments on your review. Can’t wait until you say what you think about this one. Because I can tell you now, it’s not going to be very good.
Do you have some sort of strange obsession with yourself? Hey, I like taking pictures of myself just as much as the next person. But. Geez. I do not have some sort of desperate need to see what you look like every day. Yeah, I pretty much know what you’re going to say. “It’s my damn diary.” Well, yeah, it is. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it! Because it’s my damn review.
Oh. It is so hard to read your diary. I don’t like it. I hate to be mean, and I always try to find something nice to say to the people that I review. But. I’m coming up with nothing.
Hey, wow, I’m back to the most recent entry. Guess that means I’m done. Darn. 5/45
Contact: Yeah. 6/6
Grammar: Mm. 4/5
Link: Yeah. It’s there. 8/8
Extras: Yes. 7/7
Would I come back: NO! [Unless, of course, I’m reading what you think about this review.] 1/7
35/100
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